Have you ever come across anyone that made you wonder “do I know this person and did I somehow slight him/her in the past?”
Welcome to my today. I went into AG Ferrari for lunch so I could pick up a salad, and while I was waiting for the guy to package everything, I spotted some snack-sized salami sticks. There were two kinds, a spicy and a non-spicy one. I asked him which he recommended.
“It depends on what you like. Spicy or not spicy.”
“I like both?”
“Then eat both.”
He probably noticed my look of disdain at that point, because he added that he liked the non-spicy version.
Thank you for being so helpful.